Stop. Breathe. Now Try It Again.


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my name is Dez/Desmond. I'm a 17 year old gay stoner living in SoCal slums. I am socially awkward and thus (yes I used "thus", DO SOMETHIN' about it) I articulate my thoughts and emotions through internet memes and gifs. I want to be friends with the world so random people, feel free to ask me things :)

My mommy said I was a extra special supa star :D
haitianprophet:

condescendist:

this one hurt bad. fuck you guys

lmao

haitianprophet:

condescendist:

this one hurt bad. fuck you guys

lmao

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those gifs that you are just looking for any excuse to use in a post

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THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD

  • Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
  • Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
  • Man 1: but I'm not!
  • Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1: honestly?
  • Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1: probably Iron Man.
  • Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
  • Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
  • Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
  • Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
  • Man 2: oh yeah..
  • Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
  • Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
  • *awkward silence*
  • Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!

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supernovacerebellum:

Oh… Wow…

supernovacerebellum:

Oh… Wow…

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iremay:

YOU GO GLEN COCO!!

iremay:

YOU GO GLEN COCO!!

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